A couple decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by hosting a big party.
The wife was excited and asked her husband what he thought was the bond that kept them together throughout the years.
His reply, “Our marriage certificate, dear.”
A motivational speaker, while addressing his audience, talked about the various achievements man has made today.
He said, "Today, man has built a ship to cross an ocean, fastest trains to travel across cities, and built planes to fly high in the skies like a bird..."
A gentleman from the audience interrupted, "Any yet, a man still cannot sit on a barbed wire like a bird does!"
Dentist: "How did you lose your three teeth?"
Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."
Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."
Patient: "I did refused to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."