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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 129
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1629.00
$25.00 won 3 votes

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash?

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

And that's when the fight started....

3 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$50.00 won 8 votes
 

Husband: What's your fee for getting a divorce?

Lawyer: $800

Husband: But you charged only $300 for my marriage license a few years ago!

Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive.

8 votes

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posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boo-dapest!

4 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$25.00 won 3 votes

A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?”

God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”

3 votes

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