Husband: What's your fee for getting a divorce?
Husband: But you charged only $300 for my marriage license a few years ago!
Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive.
What European capital has the most ghosts?
A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?”
God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”
Boy: "How old are you?"
Girl: "I'm not saying. You know, you shouldn't ask a girl her age."
Boy: "Oh, okay. By the way, what's your email address?"
Girl: "It's firstname.lastname@example.org, why?"