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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 26
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 565.00
$10.00 won 4 votes

A couple decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by hosting a big party.

The wife was excited and asked her husband what he thought was the bond that kept them together throughout the years.

His reply, “Our marriage certificate, dear.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RS" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

A motivational speaker, while addressing his audience, talked about the various achievements man has made today.

He said, "Today, man has built a ship to cross an ocean, fastest trains to travel across cities, and built planes to fly high in the skies like a bird..."

A gentleman from the audience interrupted, "Any yet, a man still cannot sit on a barbed wire like a bird does!"

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |
$8.00 won 18 votes

Dentist: "How did you lose your three teeth?"

Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."

Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."

Patient: "I did refused to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."

18 votes

CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |
$8.00 won 26 votes

Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"

Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"

26 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |