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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 95
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1429.00
$50.00 won 13 votes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

"Thank you, I'll just have a slither."

13 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 15 votes

Teacher: "Define energy."

Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words."

Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then."

Johnny: "... and this is called energy."

15 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 14 votes

A student writes his answers as:
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Below it he then writes: Answers are written in barcode to protect them from being copied.

14 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$12.00 won 16 votes
 

She texted me: Your adorable!

I replied: No. You're adorable!

Now she likes me a lot. All I did was point out her typo.

16 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "RS" |