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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 26
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 615.00
$7.00 won 7 votes
 

Dad was angry when he saw that his son scored a zero in math.

"Son, can you explain this to me?"

"Well dad, the teacher didn't have any stars left to give me, so she gave me a moon!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

"Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim.

His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?"

"Nothing, dad."

"Good, you're halfway there then."

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 30 votes

A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car's engine, opened a valve and fixed it.

The mechanic said, "I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans, so our jobs are quite similar. So why it you earn more than me?"

The doctor replied, "Can you repair the car when the ignition is on? We can!"

30 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."

“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.

“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "RS" |