What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
"Thank you, I'll just have a slither."
Teacher: "Define energy."
Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words."
Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then."
Johnny: "... and this is called energy."
A student writes his answers as:
Below it he then writes: Answers are written in barcode to protect them from being copied.
She texted me: Your adorable!
I replied: No. You're adorable!
Now she likes me a lot. All I did was point out her typo.