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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1014.00
$50.00 won 25 votes

Teacher: "What's the chemical formula for carbon-dioxide??

Student: "COCO."

Teacher: "COCO? What do you mean, COCOC?"

Student: "Well, you said in the last class that's it CO two."

25 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

Question: What is Love?

Answer: The light of Life!

Question: What is Marriage?

Answer: The Bill for that Light!

16 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 14 votes

A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up.

Her husband asked the reason.

She replied, "I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it's not recognizing me without makeup."

14 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

A couple decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by hosting a big party.

The wife was excited and asked her husband what he thought was the bond that kept them together throughout the years.

His reply, “Our marriage certificate, dear.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RS" |