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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 52
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1039.00
$10.00 won 4 votes

A couple decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by hosting a big party.

The wife was excited and asked her husband what he thought was the bond that kept them together throughout the years.

His reply, “Our marriage certificate, dear.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RS" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

A motivational speaker, while addressing his audience, talked about the various achievements man has made today.

He said, "Today, man has built a ship to cross an ocean, fastest trains to travel across cities, and built planes to fly high in the skies like a bird..."

A gentleman from the audience interrupted, "Any yet, a man still cannot sit on a barbed wire like a bird does!"

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 30 votes

A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car's engine, opened a valve and fixed it.

The mechanic said, "I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans, so our jobs are quite similar. So why it you earn more than me?"

The doctor replied, "Can you repair the car when the ignition is on? We can!"

30 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$9.00 won 23 votes

Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"

Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"

23 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RS" |