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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 26
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 565.00
$50.00 won 22 votes

Boy to boy: 1 minute
Boy to dad: 30 seconds

Boy to mom: 2 minutes
Boy to girl: 1 hour

Girl to girl: 2 hours
Girl to boy: 1 Missed call

Husband to wife: 15 seconds
Wife to husband: 15 missed calls

22 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 25 votes

I was trying to lose weight...

I saw cake...

Cake saw me...

Cake has now disappeared!!!

25 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$7.00 won 8 votes

At a store, a lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn't moving at all.

She shouted at the cashier, "Is this line going to take all day long?"

The cashier replied, "Please step aside ma'am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins."

8 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

Patient: "Doc, I am very stressed out and I am not getting proper sleep at night."

Doctor: "I am giving you some medicines and sleeping pills."

Patient: "Is this going to help?"

Doctor: "Yes, just give it to your wife before going to bed."

5 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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