RS Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1014.00
$7.00 won 7 votes

Dad was angry when he saw that his son scored a zero in math.

"Son, can you explain this to me?"

"Well dad, the teacher didn't have any stars left to give me, so she gave me a moon!"

7 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Wife: "I wish I were Juliet, and I had a Romeo..."

Husband: "If you would have been Juliet, I don't think Romeo would've chosen to die."

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

"Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim.

His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?"

"Nothing, dad."

"Good, you're halfway there then."

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."

“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.

“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "RS" |