Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"
Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"
Teacher: "When I was of your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow as you are."
Student: "Wow, you must have had a good teacher then, didn't you?"
Boss: “The word 'Impossible' does not exist in my dictionary!”
Secretary: “Well Sir, maybe you should have checked it first before buying it.”
Dad was angry when he saw that his son scored a zero in math.
"Son, can you explain this to me?"
"Well dad, the teacher didn't have any stars left to give me, so she gave me a moon!"