Clown Profile



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Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 456.00
$10.00 won 11 votes

Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?"

His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole."

11 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
$25.00 won 13 votes
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Which race has no running?

A swimming race.

13 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$25.00 won 25 votes

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.

Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"

Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."

Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"

Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"

25 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$50.00 won 17 votes

What do you call a bee that comes from America?


17 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Clown" |