Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?"
His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole."
Professor: "Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?"
Student: "Because they keep breaking out!"
What kind of tea do soccer players drink?