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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 669
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1934.00
$25.00 won 10 votes
 

Theater Manager: "Your second act was magnificent, Miss De Fleur! Your suffering was almost real."

Miss De Fleur: "It was, I've got a nail in my shoe."

Theater Manager: "Well, for heaven's sake leave it in until the third and final act is complete."

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

The minister, meeting a neighbor's son after church, noticed he had a black eye. He put his hand on the boys head and says, "My boy, I pray you may never fight again. And that you will never get a black eye again."

"Thank you," the boy answered. "You may want to go home and pray for your own son too, I just gave him two of them."

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$9.00 won 12 votes

The zoo keeper found a new employee standing uneasy next to the lion's cage.

Zoo keeper: "Didn't I tell you that when the lion is wagging his tail, he was friendly?"

Employee: "He was wagging his tail and roaring at the same time."

Zoo keeper: "So, what's that got to do with it?"

Employee: "Well, I don't know which end to trust."

12 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?" 

2nd Person: "A little. Whats wrong?" 

1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened." 

2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"

1st Person: "Its a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient could open it and read it."

7 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Benjones" |