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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 643
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1844.00
$9.00 won 4 votes
 

Two actuaries are duck hunting. They see a duck in the air and they both shoot.

The first actuary’s shot is 20 feet wide to the left.

The second actuary’s shot is 20 feet wide to the right.

The actuaries give each other high fives, because on average they shot it.

4 votes

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A chemist's favorite carnival ride is...

The Ferrous Wheel!

6 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$25.00 won 5 votes

A not so bright student was asking why we studied only civics in school...

He wants to study other cars as well and not show favoritism towards Honda products!

5 votes

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Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws.

The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!"

5 votes

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