A not so bright student was asking why we studied only civics in school...

He wants to study other cars as well and not show favoritism towards Honda products!

Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws.

The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!"

The new chairman, giving his acceptance speech at the annual meeting of a local society club indicated his concern...

"In most associations half the members do most of the work while the other half does nothing. Beginning today this will change. From this day forward this will be reversed!"

My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".

He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.