After separate but lengthy trials two guys meet in a prison-cell and tried to get the upper or lower bunk.
PRISONER #1: How long are you here for?
PRISONER#2 : Twenty-seven years. Hwo long are you in for?
PRISIONER #1 : Twenty-five years.
PRISONER #2 : Well,then, you sleep by the door: you'll get out before me.
THINGS THAT IS DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
2. British Constitution
3. Passive- aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Nope, no more beer for me.
2. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
3. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.