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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 631
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1832.00
$12.00 won 8 votes

Little Johnny went with his mother for the first time to deliver lunches to the elderly.

Little Johnny kept starring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

He said, very softly, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$8.00 won 10 votes

"Did you present the delinquent account to the defendant?" inquired the lawyer of his client.

"I did, sir."

"And what did he say?"

"He told me to go to the hell."

"And what did you do then?"

"Well that's when I came to you."

10 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$10.00 won 6 votes
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Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.

Little Johnny: That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.

Little Mary: But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!

Little Johnny: That's it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$25.00 won 11 votes

Little Johnny swallowed a coin and his mother was very much alarmed. She said to her husband, "Quick, quick send for the doctor!"

"No," replied Johnny's father. "Not the doctor, get the minister instead!"

"Oh no," exclaimed the mother. "You think Johnny is going to die?"

Father replied, "Oh, no, but our minister can get money out of anyone!"

11 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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