Best Jokes

Q. If a peacock lays 123 eggs a day how many eggs will there be in 456 days?


A. Peacocks don't lay eggs peahens do

I'm so old that when I joined the AAA, it was a single A !

Twelve places you won't find a Facebook logo on the window:

1) The city morgue
2) A gynecologist
3) A proctologist
4) A urologist
5) A tow truck company
6) The coliseum in 50 A.D.
7) A self esteem weekly group meeting.
8) A collection agency
9) A marriage counselor
10) A funeral home
11) Alcoholics Anonymous
12) The IRS

Q: Why does a Giraffe have long legs?
A: So that it can reach the ground.