On my birthday I was cutting the lawn when my teenage son came home from a baseball game. Seeing me behind the mower, he exclaimed, "Oh, Dad, you shouldn't have to mow the lawn on your birthday."
Touched, I was about to turn the mower over to him when he added, "You should wait until tomorrow!"
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