Latest Jokes

Q: What should you do if you are imagining that you are in a jungle and that a lion is chasing you?

A: Stop Imagining

Q. What do you call a person who goes on talking when nobody listens?
A. A teacher!

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!