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A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite."

Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil

Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.