Latest Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his C.D.'s?
In Iraq.

If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.

If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.

Why did the devil that backed into an electric fan go to a liquor store?
Answer: He had heard that that's where they "retail spirits."