I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across as an intimidating showman.
After several questions, he asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"
There was an awkward silence. All of a sudden you heard, "I do."
The lawyer looks around the courtroom, and then turns to the judge. "Your Honour, I wasn't asking you, I was asking the jurors."
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