Two sailors got off their battleship after seven months at sea. As soon as they walked on solid ground they saw a lady walking away from them about fifty yards ahead.
Her long blonde hair caused one sailor to muster the courage to say "hello". As she turned around they could see she was at least eight months pregnant!
The wide-eyed sailor quickly apologized, "Sorry Ma'am, we thought you were alone."
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shopin55 : never alone for 9 months. VOTED
barber7796 : not really understand but voted anyway.
Eufaulasrguy : kinda lame. still voted