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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 47
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 952.00
$15.00 won 17 votes

Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated."

Lily: "So what do you do?"

Jake: "I close my eyes."

17 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 29 votes

"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"

29 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 25 votes

Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"

Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

25 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 25 votes

Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint!

Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money?

Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my grandfather. But you have given me an idea.

The Next Day...

Humpty: I got the paint!

Dumpty: Then why are you looking so unhappy? Don't tell me you sold your watch!

Humpty: No, not the watch.

Dumpty: Then what did you sell?

Humpty: The bicycle!

25 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |