Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"
Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"
Why do clowns hold books they read very close to their faces?
So their noses are well red!
"When is it bad luck to see a black cat?"
"When you're a mouse???"
Son: "Mom, do I look like God?"
Mom: "No, honey. Why?"
Son: "Because everywhere I go, people say, 'Oh God, he is back!'"