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Kyoto

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 125
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1173.00
$12.00 won 8 votes

Man 1: "Today Facebook saved my life."

Man 2: "How?"

Man 1: "It reminded me about my wife's birthday!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

Boy 1: "As long as you are in school, two things will always be your friends."

Boy 2: "Who are they?

Boy1: "Classwork and Homework!"

4 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!

Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?

Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.

Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?

Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!

6 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

A boy says to his friend, "Today my test results are out and my dad is at home. If I fail in one subject, text me saying ‘good morning to you’. If I fail in two, text me ‘Good morning to you and to your dad.’"

His friend agreed. Minutes later the boy gets a text from his friend. “Good morning to you and to your family and to your neighbors also!"

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Kyoto" |