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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 77
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 967.00
$12.00 won 6 votes

I always read my wife's horoscope...

To see what kind of day I am going to have.

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

I was playing badminton.

So I took some classes and they are paying off.

Now, I play goodminton.

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

A man climbs up to the top of a mountain. He shouts "I love you!" and waits for the echo.

The echo comes replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 15 votes
 

Patient: "I'm having a problem with my eyes. I see something from far but then when I get there, there's nothing. It's gone."

Doctor: "It's a new disease. It's called ASRD syndrome."

Patient: "ASRD?"

Doctor: "It stands for 'Annual Salary Revision Deficiency' syndrome."

15 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |