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Egbert

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 445
# of followers : 1
# of following: 5
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 882.00
$12.00 won 6 votes

To increase his tips the local bartender posted the following:

PHONE NOTIFICATION FEES (ADD $1.00 TO INSERT NAME)

$1.00 HE NOT HERE!
$2.00 ON HIS WAY OUT!
$3.00 HE JUST LEFT!
$4.00 HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL DAY!
$5.00 WHO?

PAY BARTENDER UPON ARRIVAL AT BAR.

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Three lifelong buddies (one not so bright) were returning from a day of mountain biking in the Rocky Mountains. The not so bright buddy was in the back of the truck to better enjoy the mountains.

Heading around a rather tight turn, the truck veers off the cliff and plummets into a lake just below.

After just a few seconds, the two buddies in the truck cab break the surface with a gasp of air. To their horror, they realize their not so bright companion was still under water and they both immediately dove down to rescue him.

They pulled him to the surface and after a coughing fit asked him why he hadn't swam to the surface. With an annoyed look on his face, the not so bright buddy says, “I couldn't get the tailgate open!”

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system...

"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$25.00 won 8 votes
 

Yo Momma is so dumb...

She was hiding from burglars behind glass doors!

8 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Egbert" |