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Egbert

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 451
# of followers : 1
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 897.00
6 votes

My wife complained that the kitchen clock had nearly killed her mother, as it fell off the wall seconds after where she had been sitting underneath it.

That darn clock has always been slow.

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
7 votes

As my family was leaving Disney World, my daughter waved and said, "Goodbye Minnie!"

My son waved and said, "Goodbye Mickey!"

I waved and said, "Goodbye money!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
5 votes

Thank you student loans for getting me through college...

I don't think I can ever pay you back.

5 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...

We call her URGENT-TINA.

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Egbert" |