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Egbert

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 445
# of followers : 1
# of following: 5
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 882.00
$7.00 won 10 votes

Pickpocket (visiting friend in jail): "I hired a lawyer for you this morning, Slim, but I had to hand him my Rolex as a retainer."

Slim: "Did he keep it?"

Pickpocket: "He thinks he did."

10 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$7.00 won 9 votes

The foreman on a contracted job started bawling out one of the men, "I've had slow men on jobs before but you are the slowest I've ever seen. Is there anything you are quick with?"

"Well," yawned the workman, "nobody can get tired as quick as I can."

9 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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Marine corporal (at a party): "Do you see that officer over there? He is the meanest egg I have ever seen. He is an ugly sap of an officer."

She: "Do you know who I am? I am that officer's daughter."

Corporal: "Do you know who I am?"

She: "No..."

Corporal: "Good."

10 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$6.00 won 9 votes

Little Johnny's teacher was preparing the students for the upcoming Spelling Bee when she asked Johnny to "Spell Straight."

Little Johnny: "S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T."

Teacher: "Correct; what does it mean?"

Little Johnny: "Without ginger ale."

9 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Egbert" |