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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 351
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

It's a sign of the time.... it's like being 16 again...

Gas is cheap and I'm grounded again!

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$8.00 won 4 votes
 

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, "Chopsticks are provided only on request."

"But," the man countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."

"True," the waiter shot back, "but we'd have to hire two more people to sweep the floor."

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

Interviewer: Your asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience.

Interviewee: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I don't know what I'm doing.

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
4 votes

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today...

That’s 7 years in a row now...

4 votes

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