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maryjones

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 494
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1316.00
$25.00 won 8 votes

Milkman (to new hand): "Did you put water in the milk this morning?"

New hand: "Yes sir."

Milkman: "Don't you know this is wicked?"

"But you told me to mix water with the milk?"

"Yes, but I told you to put the water in first and then pour the milk into it. Then, you see, we can tell the people we never put water in our milk."

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "maryjones" |
6 votes

A couple from the east decided to vacation out west and visited a dude ranch. During the stay the tenderfoot felt that he had observed the horse riders and would be able to ride one himself. He mounted the horse and a moment later painfully picked himself out of the dust in one corner of the corral.

"Man, oh man," he said. "She sure bucked something fierce!"

"Bucked," said a nearby cowpoke, "Rats, she just coughed."

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

On a recent flight to Chicago it seemed that all the departure times were coming and going.

I inquired to the ticket agent, "What good are the departure times?"

"Well," began the genial agent, "if it weren't for those posted departure times we'd have no way of finding out how late we depart."

9 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$10.00 won 10 votes

The tourist, after stepping off the train in Kansas City and desperately holding on to his hat, "Wow, does the wind always blow this way out here?"

"Nah," said the driver solemnly, "it blows this way for six months of the year, and then it turns round and blows the other direction."

10 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |