I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'...

The result was 'This page cannot be found.'

T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.

It’s because of the small arms.

I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.

She said, "Yes, all the others were nines and tens."

My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.