What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
Why is 68 afraid of 70?
Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.
My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!?
Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
In laughter the 'L' comes first...
The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.