A new mummy has just been discovered in Egypt! It was found covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe he was called Pharaoh Rocher!
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy...
So I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable WiFi!
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.