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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 341
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$12.00 won 11 votes

It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

11 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.

Cop: You ARE the lawyer.

Lawyer: So where’s my present?

11 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

Went to the gym and there's a new machine.

I used it for an hour and felt sick.

Its good though, it does everything.

Kit Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, etc...

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$9.00 won 8 votes
 

What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

8 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |