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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 329
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$10.00 won 6 votes

We all know where the Big Apple is...

But does anyone know where the 'Minne-apol-is'?

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$50.00 won 9 votes

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”

6 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$50.00 won 12 votes

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

12 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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