We all know where the Big Apple is...
But does anyone know where the 'Minne-apol-is'?
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”
Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?
No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.