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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 341
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$50.00 won 12 votes

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

12 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night...

Oof!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

Wife: "I'm pregnant...."

Dad: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad!"

Wife: "No, no you’re not."

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier.

"Have you any two watt bulbs?"

"For what?"

"That’ll do, I'll take two."

"Two what?"

"I thought you didn’t have any."

"Any what?"

"Yes please!"

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |