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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 356
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1705.00
$10.00 won 6 votes

I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”

6 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

12 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night...

Oof!

7 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

Wife: "I'm pregnant...."

Dad: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad!"

Wife: "No, no you’re not."

8 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |