A husband takes his wife into an i-Phone store to get her whatever she wants. They check out computers, electronic tables, portable music players, and electronic watches.
The wife is so overwhelmed by all the store has to offer, she let's her husband know that she can't make a decision and will have to sleep on it.
The next day, the husband asks his wife what she wants and she says, "I think I want an Apple!"
A professor reproved his students for coming late to class. "This is a class in English composition," he remarked with sarcasm, "not an afternoon tea."
At the next meeting, one girl was twenty minutes late. The professor waited until she had taken her seat. Then he remarked bitingly, "How will you have your tea Miss Jones?"
"Without the lemon, please," Miss Jones answered quite gently.