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Arthur Art Will Williams

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Member Since : Jun, 2019
# of jokes posted : 147
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 79.00
2 votes

A husband takes his wife into an i-Phone store to get her whatever she wants. They check out computers, electronic tables, portable music players, and electronic watches.

The wife is so overwhelmed by all the store has to offer, she let's her husband know that she can't make a decision and will have to sleep on it.

The next day, the husband asks his wife what she wants and she says, "I think I want an Apple!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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$8.00 won 5 votes

First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"

Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
2 votes

A youngster was being shown a new baby who was very bald.

"Where did he come from?" he asked.

"From Heaven," replied a nurse.

Turning to his mother, the boy said, "Gee, they cut hair close in heaven, don't they?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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$7.00 won 3 votes

A professor reproved his students for coming late to class. "This is a class in English composition," he remarked with sarcasm, "not an afternoon tea."

At the next meeting, one girl was twenty minutes late. The professor waited until she had taken her seat. Then he remarked bitingly, "How will you have your tea Miss Jones?"

"Without the lemon, please," Miss Jones answered quite gently.

3 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |