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Arthur Art Will Williams

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Member Since : Jun, 2019
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I recently took my wife grocery shopping near Detroit at one of those Supermarkets where you have to insert a quarter in the Shopping cart to unlock from the next cart.

My wife used the cart for all that she was getting. When she came to the car with the grocery, I loaded them into the car and she took the shopping cart. Rather then put the cart back to get her quarter back, I noticed she turned over the shopping cart to someone going into the market and didn't even get a quarter.

I thought to myself, "I guess Detroit Lions are not the only ones that give away their 'Quarter Back'!"

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A cinema actor, suing for a breach of contract, described himself as the greatest actor in the world.

One of his friends took him to task for so loudly singing his own praises.

"I know," replied the actor, "it must have sounded somewhat conceited, but, remember, I was under oath."

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Daughter: "Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in New York!"

Dad: "What hotel did he run?"

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The British Ambassador walked briskly into the foyer of a magnificent Washington hotel and stopped for a moment to speak with one of the bright-buttoned Bellmen in he lobby. After he walked on, an assistant manager who had witnessed the incident, went over to the bellman and said, "What did the Ambassador want?"

"I don't know," answered the bellman. "He couldn't speak an ounce of English."

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