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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 391
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 728.00
$25.00 won 10 votes

My son asked me if a punch bowl is a place where you keep names of people you want to punch...

I usually keep them in my head but, keeping them in a fancy crystal bowl seems classy.

10 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.

Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.

11 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
8 votes

Cop: So, I’m writing you a ticket for driving alone in the carpool lane.

Criminal: You’re going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk!

8 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Chloe2015" |
9 votes

My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana.

I guess my property line isn’t where I thought it was.

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |