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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 391
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 728.00
$25.00 won 12 votes
 

People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell...

Come to think of it, I see why.

12 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$15.00 won 9 votes
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My husband made me mad today so I poured some water in front of the washer.

He’s been in there for 2 hours trying to fix the washer.

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE."
The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX". The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$8.00 won 6 votes
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Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right?

But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.

6 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |