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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 391
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 728.00
$8.00 won 7 votes

My kids are like inmates at a jail...

They eat for free, they claim they are innocent, and they don’t like the warden.

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“

The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!”

Husband: "Never mind, I’m feeling much better now."

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$6.00 won 9 votes

What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

"He didn't count on this..."

9 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. “Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”

“I got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.

“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”

“Oh but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |