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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 549
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1726.00
$10.00 won 5 votes

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home during a small party. He was a bit foggy after having a drink or two. He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went red with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, with the guests not saying a word, the manager finally blurted out, "... and I can't remember who she was!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

Man: "Oh Guru! Why is it that when I open my eyes in bed at night, I see an aura light around my wife's head? What does it all mean spiritually?"

Guru: "She's checking your cellphone."

11 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$25.00 won 7 votes
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In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!"

The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |