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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 487
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1549.00
$10.00 won 7 votes

My wife said last night: "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game."

Unfortunately, this cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$12.00 won 6 votes
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What should you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

Sea-kelp!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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$15.00 won 7 votes

At a girl's college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.

"I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her brother."

"Oh, she'll be surprised all right," said the woman. "But think of how surprised I am, I'm her mother!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$25.00 won 8 votes

Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity...

It’s about time!

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |