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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1075
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 9
Location: United States
won: $ 869.00
$10.00 won 5 votes

Before celebrating a baptism, the deacon approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you sure you’re prepared for it?”

“I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for our guests.”

“I don’t mean that,” the deacon replied. “I mean, are you prepared spiritually?”

“Oh sure,” came the reply. “I’ve got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

I am LIVID!

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones.

Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

2 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |