A guy asked his friend, "What are the advantages of living in Sweden?"

His friend replied, "Well, the flag is a big plus!"

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: "Dam."

You wanna hear a dirty joke?

A boy fell in a mud puddle.

You wanna hear a clean joke?

He took a bath.

"Why did they arrest you?"

"They said I was shopping too early."

"Well, that's not a crime. How early were you shopping?"

"Before the store opened."