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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 15
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 684.00
$12.00 won 2 votes
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"Can I buy a live shark here?"

"Lady, what do you want with a live shark?"

"A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson."

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

I've started a new exercise program.

I do twenty sit-ups every morning.

That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times...

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 4 votes
 

Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |