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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 437
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 8
Location: United States
won: $ 352.00
$7.00 won 1 votes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?

The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 1 votes

I knew she was the one for me when we went walking through the evergreen trees.

It was love at firs site.

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

My friend dropped a box of Italian pastries on the floor.

I cannoli imagine what he felt at that moment.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 7 votes

Wife: Whatcha doing?

Me: Nothing.

Wife: You did that yesterday.

Me: I wasn't finished.

7 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |