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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1436
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2490.00
$15.00 won 3 votes

Lou: Hey Joe. I know the score of any professional sports score before it happens.

Joe: No you don’t. That’s impossible.

Lou: Wanna bet?

Joe: Okay Lou. What’s the score of the Patriots vs the Rams game before it happens?

Lou: That’s easy. The score of the Patriots vs the Rams game is going to be 0-0 BEFORE it happens.

3 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

A lettuce and a tomato were in a race.

Who won?

The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

People are always asking me if I’m a cat person or a dog person...

As if penguins didn’t even exist!

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 5 votes
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There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...

All that’s left is de Brie...

5 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |