"Can I buy a live shark here?"
"Lady, what do you want with a live shark?"
"A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson."
What kind of key opens a banana?
I've started a new exercise program.
I do twenty sit-ups every morning.
That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times...
"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."