Scott: "When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress!"

Billy: "Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scott, maybe you should start running now."

My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.

She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

Did you see the cereal box and the fruit punch?

Now that’s what I call a food fight.

What dog says “meow”?

A police dog working undercover.