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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1504
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 2573.00
$12.00 won 4 votes

A balding man went into a barber’s shop and asked how much it would be for a haircut.

“Twenty-five dollars,” said the barber.

“Twenty-five dollars, that’s crazy!” exclaimed the man. “I’ve hardly got any hair. How can it be that expensive?”

The barber explained, “It’s $5 for the actual cut and $20 for the search fee.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 2 votes

A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted...

They assured him he would be covered.

2 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

Scott: "When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress!"

Billy: "Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scott, maybe you should start running now."

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 4 votes
 

My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.

She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |