Did you see the cereal box and the fruit punch?

Now that’s what I call a food fight.

What dog says “meow”?

A police dog working undercover.

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

I once swallowed a dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.