What dog says “meow”?
A police dog working undercover.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.
Sincerely,
The Opportunist
I once swallowed a dictionary.
It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.
A little kid goes grocery shopping with his mother. They separate for a short time. Then, being lost, he says, “Martha! Martha!”
Short time later his mother rushes up and hugs him. She says, “Why did you call out Martha, Martha, I am your mother?”
The kid says, “There are a lot of mothers in the store, better chance you’re the only Martha.”