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iqannnylirod

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2198
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3595.00
$9.00 won 2 votes
 

What dog says “meow”?

A police dog working undercover.

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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I once swallowed a dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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A little kid goes grocery shopping with his mother. They separate for a short time. Then, being lost, he says, “Martha! Martha!”

Short time later his mother rushes up and hugs him. She says, “Why did you call out Martha, Martha, I am your mother?”

The kid says, “There are a lot of mothers in the store, better chance you’re the only Martha.”

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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