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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
$25.00 won 1 votes

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?!?!

1 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

One morning my wife asked our four-year-old son, Jud, what he wanted for breakfast.

”Soup,” he said.

“Son, we don’t eat soup for breakfast. We eat soup for lunch. So what would you like for breakfast?”

“Lunch,” he replied.

5 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$12.00 won 4 votes
 

A guy brings a dog to a bar and says he’s the smartest dog in the world.

Guy asks him: Name a character from West Side Story?

Dog: Riff Riff!

Guy asks him: What covers a building or a house?

Dog: Roof Roof!

Guy asks him: Who’s the best baseball player ever?

Dog: Ruth Ruth!

Bartender kicks them both out of the bar.

Dog: What went wrong? Should I have said Cy Young?

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$9.00 won 4 votes
 

What do people in China call their fancy plates?

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |