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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 767
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3073.00
$7.00 won 5 votes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner.

5 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$25.00 won 7 votes

A Russian arrives at a friends house with a bottle of vodka. The friend silently leads him into the dining room where they both sit at the table with the bottle. Not a word is spoken.

The friend goes off and returns with two vodka glasses. The Russian fills the two glasses with the vodka, and they begin to drink. Not a word is spoken.

After much silence and a half-empty bottle, the Russian ventures a comment, “Good vodka, agree?”

At this, the friend slams down his glass and replies, “Did you come here to talk or to drink?”

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$25.00 won 8 votes

How easy is it to count in binary?

It’s as easy as 01 10 11.

8 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$15.00 won 5 votes
 

What did the mother worm say to her son when he was late for dinner?

"Where IN Earth have you been?!?!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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