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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 761
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3073.00
$25.00 won 6 votes

Little Johnny goes to the local Farm & Ranch store to buy bird feed.

The salesperson ask how many birds does he have?

Little Johnny replies, "None, I want to grow some."

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

I went back to my home town a decided to visit the house I grew up in.

I ask the occupants if I could come inside. They said, "No!"

My parents can be so grouchy some times.

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.

Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.

Fine, maybe I had a pizza.

Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...

He was picking his nose.

3 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |