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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 767
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3073.00
$8.00 won 5 votes

Little Johnny walked into his classroom with a fried egg on his head.

The teacher asked, "Why do you have a fried egg on your head?"

Little Johnny responded, "Because a hard boiled egg rolls off."

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$50.00 won 7 votes

The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer.

“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”

“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”

7 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$12.00 won 10 votes

A girl asked an old bachelor friend whether he had been disappointed in love?

"No, I never was exactly disappointed in love. I was what you might call discouraged. You see, when I was very young I became much enamored with a young lady of my acquaintance. I was mortally afraid to tell her of my feelings, but at last I got the courage to the proposing point. I said 'Let's get married!'"

"And what did she say?

"She said, 'Good Lord, Who'd have us.'"

10 votes

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$8.00 won 7 votes

A man was arraigned for assault and battery and brought before the judge.

Judge: What is your name, occupation, and what are you charged with?

Prisoner: My name is Sparky, I am an electrician and I'm charged with battery.

Judge (after recovering his equilibrium): Officer, put this guy in a dry cell.

7 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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