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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 789
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3133.00
$15.00 won 6 votes

A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. "Did you steal this man's overcoat?" he demanded.

"No sir," the defendant replied, with a grin. "I was just playing joke on him."

"And where did you take the coat?" asked the judge.

"I removed it from the coat rack in the restaurant and carried it home with me."

"Guilty," snapped the judge.

"Guilty! Guilty of what?" asked the defendant.

"Guilty of carrying a joke too far!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

As the cruise ship was departing port, a well dressed passenger approached the Captain. Pointing to the distant hills she asked, "What is that white stuff?"

The Captain replied, "That is snow, madam."

"Well," remarked the lady, "I thought so. But a gentleman told me it was Greece."

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 11 votes

Mr. Wimple was suing for divorce.

"Then judge," he protested, "my wife hit me over the head with an oak leaf."

"Well, that couldn't have hurt you, surely," the judge commented.

"But it was the oak leaf from the center of the dining room table," answered Mr. Wimple.

11 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$8.00 won 11 votes

Landlord: "I want you to pay your rent."

Struggling artist: "Let's discuss this. In a few years people will look up at this miserable studio and say, 'Truman Jones, the famous artist, use to work here.'"

Landlord: "If you don't pay your rent by tonight, they'll be able to say it tomorrow."

11 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "barber7796" |