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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 837
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3302.00
$7.00 won 11 votes

Mr. Wimple was suing for divorce.

"Then judge," he protested, "my wife hit me over the head with an oak leaf."

"Well, that couldn't have hurt you, surely," the judge commented.

"But it was the oak leaf from the center of the dining room table," answered Mr. Wimple.

11 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$8.00 won 11 votes

Landlord: "I want you to pay your rent."

Struggling artist: "Let's discuss this. In a few years people will look up at this miserable studio and say, 'Truman Jones, the famous artist, use to work here.'"

Landlord: "If you don't pay your rent by tonight, they'll be able to say it tomorrow."

11 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
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The chicken wanted to go out on a Saturday night but could not find a sitter.

What do they do with the kids?

They decided to CARTON them around.

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Sign in front of my local watering hole: FROG PARKING ONLY! All others will be TOAD.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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