The chicken wanted to go out on a Saturday night but could not find a sitter.
What do they do with the kids?
They decided to CARTON them around.
Sign in front of my local watering hole: FROG PARKING ONLY! All others will be TOAD.
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I find a HAPPY HOUR somewhere...
By the time I leave, I LOOK JUST FINE!
Jokes about German sausage are the WURST!