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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 820
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3252.00
$9.00 won 9 votes

While on a field trip to a local petting zoo Little Johnny breathlessly rushed up to his teacher and shouted out, "Teacher, teacher, I just saw a man making a horse!"

"Oh, Johnny, are you sure?" asked the teacher.

"Of course," said Johnny, "they were tacking on his feet as I walked by!"

9 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$15.00 won 5 votes

What is the the difference in counting cattle vs sheep?

Counting cattle does not put you to sleep!

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

I recently ask a not so bright applicant to fax me her resume...

She replied that she could not as she only had one copy.

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
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$25.00 won 7 votes
 

Why does a room full of married people look so empty?

Because there's not a single person in it.

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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