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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 769
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3073.00
$12.00 won 9 votes

Mr. Maxey was visiting his lawyer to discuss how unreasonable his wife was being.

Lawyer: "What were you and your wife fighting about this time?"

Mr. Maxey: "I pointed out that she was trying to drive a nail in the wall with a hair brush. Is this any reason to get mad?"

Lawyer: "Is that all you said?"

Mr. Maxey: "Well, I just suggested that she would have better luck using her head."

9 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$8.00 won 6 votes

My ex-wife was on vacation in New Orleans and sent me a picture of one of the famous cemeteries with the graves above ground...

The caption read: "WISH YOU WERE HERE!"

6 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$7.00 won 4 votes

I was choking on carrots and all I could think of was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me!"

4 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$6.00 won 7 votes

If we are not to have a midnight snack, then why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

7 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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